Signs Your Car Needs Cleaning
Your beautiful new VW Beetle is constantly being mistaken for the Oscar Meyer Turdmobile.
On the way to the fishin' hole, Andy and Opie stop by your windshield for bait.
Greenpeace won't let you move the car for fear of displacing some dung beetles that have taken up residence.
Neighborhood kids offer: "Mow your Volvo, sir?"
Your pine tree air freshener is now a protected old growth forest.
Satellite photos reveal crop circles on your roof.
"Wash Me" appears on your trunk -- chiseled with a jackhammer.
Impossible to drive with the kids always clamoring to have a look through the periscope.
Your "cell phone antenna" is really a sapling which took root.
Kids write "PLOW ME!" on your trunk.
When you blow the horn, prairie dogs pop up from the hood.