Confuscious Says...

Secretary is not part of office furniture until properly screwed on desk.

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Man who put cream in tart is not baker.

Man who put hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

It is nice to meet girl in park, but nicer to park meat in girl.

Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.

Man who walk through terminal sideways, is going to Bang-kok.

Man who go out with flat chested women have reason to feel low.

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.

Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

He who run behind bus get exhausted.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.

Man who puts dick in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts.

Virginity is like Bubble, one Prick, all gone.