Gay Jokes

Q.  Did you hear about the faggot undertaker?
A.  He called his mates around to suck on a few cold ones!

Q: What does a poof and an ambulance have in common?
A: They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

Q: What did one gerbil say to the other when they saw the faggot swish into the pet store?
A: "Don't panic! Just turn your back and act like a dog!"

Q: What's the definition of a poofter?
A: A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!

Q: How do faggots spell relief?
A: N-O-A-I-D-S.

Q: How many screws are there in a lesbian's coffin?
A: None, it's all tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Q: Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A: "Leave it, it's Beaver."

Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A Lickalotapuss!

Q: What do you call two faggots on a waterbed?
A: A fruit float!

Q: Why are there so many poofters in the British aristocracy?
A: Have you seen their women?

Q: Did you hear about the two fags who had an argument in a poofter bar?
A: They went outside to exchange blows.

Q: What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?
A: A Megasorarse!

Q: What did the homo sea captain give his boyfriend for his birthday?
A: A tug

Q: What happened when three poofs attack a woman?
A: Two of them held her down, and the other started doing her hair.

Q: What's worse than your best friend telling you that he's a faggot?
A: When he tells you that he fucked you that night you passed out drunk... on his couch!

Q: What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A: Male fraud.

Q: Did you know 70% of the faggot population were born that way?
A: The other 30% were sucked into it.

 

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