The REAL MEANING behind the expressions used in personal ads!

40-ish 48
Adventurer Has had more partners than you ever will.
Athletic Flat Chested.
Average Looking Ugly
Beautiful Pathological liar.
Contagious Smile Bring your penicillin.
Educated College dropout.
Emotionally Secure Medicated
Feminist Fat; ball buster.
Free-Spirited Substance user.
Friendship First Trying to live down reputation as slut.
Fun Annoying
Gentle Comatose
Good Listener Borderline Autistic
New-Age All body hair, all the time.
Old-fashioned Lights out, missionary position only.
Open-minded Desperate
Outgoing Loud
Passionate Loud
Poet Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional Real Witch
Reubenesque Grossly fat
Redhead Shops in the Clairol section
Romantic Looks better in candle light
Voluptuous Very fat
Weight Proportional To Height Hugely fat
Wants Soulmate One step from stalking
Widow Nagged first husband to death
Young At Heart Toothless crone
40-ish 52 and looking for 25-year-old
Athletic Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average Looking Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back
Educated Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit Sleeps with your sister
Friendship First As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun Good with a remote and a six pack.
Good Looking Arrogant
Honest Pathological liar
Huggable Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes To Cuddle Insecure, overly dependent.
Mature Until you get to know him.
Open-Minded Wants to sleep with your sister, but she's not interested.
Physically Fit Spends a lot of time in front of the mirror admiring himself
Poet Has written on a bathroom wall.
Spiritual Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter.
Sunday Stable Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful Says "please" when demanding a beer