A Handy Temperature Guide

"Cold" is a relative term.
Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion.
Degrees (In Fahrenheit)

65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night

60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

50 Miami residents turn on the heat

45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts

40 You can see your breath
       Californians shiver uncontrollably
       Minnesotans go swimming

35 Italian cars don't start

32 Water freezes

30 You plan your vacation to Australia

25 Ohio water freezes
       Californians weep pitiably
       Minnesotans eat ice cream
       Canadians go swimming

20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
       New York City water freezes
       Miami residents plan vacation further South

15 French cars don't start
       Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

10 You need jumper cables to get the car going

5 American cars don't start

0 Alaskans put on T-shirts

-10 German cars don't start
        Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
        Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
        Miami residents cease to exist

-20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
        Politicians actually do something about the homeless
        Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
        Japanese cars don't start

-25 Too cold to think
        You need jumper cables to get the driver going

-30 You plan a two week hot bath

-40 Californians disappear
        Minnesotans button top button
        Canadians put on sweaters
        Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50 Congressional hot air freezes
        Alaskans close the bathroom window

-80 Polar bears move South
        Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game

-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets