Why Women Are Superior
I just re-read this page. Um, it makes it sound as if I'm a woman by the 'We' comments. I copied this from an email I think, anywho, the original author was a woman, not me.
- We got off the Titanic first.
- We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
- When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
- Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.
- We can be groupies. Male 'groupies' are stalkers.
- We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
- Taxis stop for us.
- Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
- We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
- If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.
- It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
- No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
- We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
- We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
- If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
- We can congratulate our team-mate without ever grabbing her ass.
- If we have a pimple, we know how to conceal it.
- We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
- We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
- We have the ability to dress ourselves.
- Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
- We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of your problems.
- Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
- We'll never regret piercing our ears.
- We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
- We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.