South Park Characters

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The Anthropologist

The Anthropologist was in the Mecha Streisand episode, he was trying to teach the boys about the ancient arrowheads buried by the Indians of early South Park times, when Eric Cartman dug up the triangle that helped Barbara Streisand turn herself into Mecha Streisand. Other than that, he has never appeared again.

 

Officer Barbrady

The local police officer, Barbrady is dull, petty, stupid, violent and an incompetent fool who is revealed to be illiterate as well. His heart is in the right place but often he can’t show people he is serious as he has such a small brain. He thinks that all kids should have to go to school on Saturdays and often tells people to ‘Move along, there’s nothing to see here’. When he is revealed to be illiterate he is sent back to school in Mr. Garrison’s class and ends up learning how to read in order to catch a criminal who likes to fuck chickens.

 

Bebe

Bebe is the second most common female character. She is best friends with Wendy Testaburger and is rarely seen without her. Bebe has a crush on Kyle Broslofski and she tries to get Wendy and Stan Marsh to organise a date between them, they play truth or dare in Stan's clubhouse, but Kyle runs out when he is told to kiss Bebe.

 

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Big Gay Al

Big Gay Al is the owner of Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Animal Sanctuary, a sanctuary for the gay animals of South Park. When it is discovered that Stan Marsh’s dog, Sparky is gay, Sparky runs away to Big Gay Al’s. Al teaches Stan and the other residents of South Park that it is okay to be gay. Big Gay Al travels around in his suitcase, which can vanish into thin air.

 

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Gerald Broslofski

Gerald is the father and adopted father of Kyle and Ike. He is a lawyer who earns a lot of money and Kenny McCormick’s dad Stewart resents Kyle because of this. He and Kenny’s dad, Stewart used to be best friends when they were teenagers, working in Pizza Shack together. Then Gerald got promoted and went off to community college and hardly spoke to Stewart again. Gerald’s wife’s name is Sheila and she often intimidates him.

 

Ike Broslofski

Ike is Kyle Broslofski’s adopted baby brother. Ike says a lot of things in his own strange Canadian baby talk and often says funny things, such as zeeponanner or cookie monster. He is often kicked around by his brother, into letterboxes, through bus windows and into boxcar trains heading to Nebraska. Ike’s penis was the topic of an episode when Kyle and his friends misunderstood the word circumcision and thought his parents were going to chop off Ike’s weewee (Or fireman, as Cartman calls it). Ike’s adopted parents are Gerald and Sheila Broslofski.

 

Kyle Broslofski

Kyle is the 8 year old little Jewish kid and is often teased by his mates about it. He is the smarter, more sensible one in the group and has a singing Christmas poo friend named Mr. Hankey. Kyle has an adopted little brother named Ike who he likes to kick around. He owns a pet elephant that he tries to mate with Cartman’s pig Fluffy in a science-cloning project. Kyle’s mom is irritating and is always trying to ruin someone’s fun or having something prevented, such as the school Christmas pageant and the Terrance and Phillip TV show. Kyle hates Christmas, as he doesn’t get anything, except maybe a ‘stupid’ dreidel. Kyle’s parents are Gerald and Sheila Broslofski.

 

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Sheila Broslofski

Sheila is the mother of Kyle and the adopted mother of Ike. She is very Jewish and wishes for her two boys to grow up polite and as Jewish as her. She doesn’t like it when she sees or hears impolite things on the TV and even got Terrance and Phillip taken off the air when she heard them farting and calling each other arseholes. She doesn’t realise it, and often thinks she’s doing the best for everyone, but she ruins everyone’s fun a lot of the time. Her Jewish husband is called Gerald.

 

DeeAnn Cartman

The mother of Eric Cartman, she’s a woman of easy virtue who went to the twelfth annual South Park drunken barn dance one night and got pregnant, but can’t for the life of her, remember who by. She loves to spoil her rude, fat, big butted son by giving him fatty foods. She likes to have anonymous sex with anyone in town and also contemplates using her Kitty as a dildo. It turns out in the beginning of season two, that she happens to be the father of Eric Cartman. So who on Earth is his real mother?

 

Eric Theodore Cartman

Known as Cartman to his mates, he is the fat loser kid of the bunch, yet his mom has him convinced that he is just ‘big boned’. He is 8 years old and loves cheesy poofs and snacky cakes and of course chocolate chicken pot pies. After being abducted by aliens and having an anal probe, he began to fart fire. His friends claim that he is always making stuff up. His mom, DeeAnn is the town slut and owns an ultra-vibe pleasure 2000. He has a pet, Kitty the cat and Fluffy the pig. Cartman is from a single-parent family and he tries to find out who his father is in the season one cliffhanger. Whenever he hears a song by Styx, he just has to finish singing it or he doesn’t feel right. He gets really mad when people turn up to his birthday parties without bringing him the gift he wanted.

 

Chef

Chef is the school canteen chef; he is a love machine with only one thing on his mind, making sweet love down by the fire. The boys often come to Chef when they need to know something, but he usually ends up singing an inappropriate song about having sex. He is upset when he is accused of being Eric Cartman’s dad and Cartman turns up on his doorstep dressed as a homey.

 

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Chief Running Water

The Chief is a Native American who lives in the Ute Indian Reservation just outside South Park. He is annoyed when Eric Cartman turns up at the reservation dressed as an Indian claiming to be his son in the ‘Who is Eric Cartman’s father?’ saga.

 

Les Claypool

Les Claypool is the talented singer who dances around with his guitar in the introduction of South Park, singing the South Park theme song with the boys.

 

The Cows Of South Park

The South Park Cows are often seen around South Park, getting themselves into some kind of mischief or another. They get really annoyed at the Visitors when they come to South Park and turn a few of the Cows inside out. The Visitors apologise to the South Park Cows and give them a strange looking device as a present. When the button on the top of the alien device is pushed it fires a laser, which can make Officer Barbrady start dancing around like a real fool.

 

Ms Crabtree

The school bus driver, Ms Crabtree is a fat, stupid bitch, who is a little hard of hearing and doesn’t always hear the kids when they are rude to her on the bus. During one of Stan Marsh’s dreams, when the bus was stranded in the middle of nowhere, she went to get help and her rude attitude was mistaken for a weird sense of humour and she was taken on a tour of America as a comedian.

 

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Damien

Damien is the son of the Prince of Darkness, Satan. When he comes to South Park, he goes looking for Jesus, but is teased by the students of Mr. Garrison’s class and even gets farted on by Eric Cartman. He gets mad when Kenny calls his mom a dog and turns him into a duck billed platypus. When he finally finds Jesus, he summons his father, Satan and Satan and Jesus end up having a boxing match, which Satan fixes so that he will win a lot of money.

 

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Death

Death came to South Park when Stan and the boys were trying to kill Grandpa Marsh by hanging him from a tree. He wears a brown cloak and carries a staff and his face is hidden. He chases the boys down a South Park street on a tricycle while the boys parents are away in New York trying to get Terrance and Phillip taken off the air. He gets mad when he is watching TV and it goes off, so he kills Kenny.

 

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Celine Dion

The mother of Terrance(from Terrance and Phillip)’s daughter, Sally, Celine Dion was kidnapped by Saddam Hussein on ‘Not without my anus’ and was forced into singing the Iraqi national anthem, when Saddam tried to take over Canada. With a little help from Terrance and Phillip and their anal gas, they are able to defeat him.

 

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Kyle Broslofski's Elephant

Kyle Broslofski sent away for an elephant in a mail order catalogue, but was upset when he found that his elephant was too big too do anything with and that its poo was as large as his lounge. For a science experiment conducted by the boys, Kyle’s Elephant had sex with Eric Cartman’s pig, Fluffy and got the pig pregnant. Later, Fluffy gave birth to a baby that looked strangely like Mr. Garrison.

 

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Ms Ellen

Ms Ellen was the substitute teacher for Mr. Garrison’s class when Mr. Garrison went to have some plastic surgery done on his nose. All of the boy’s fall in love with Ms Ellen, but are disappointed when they find out she is a lesbian and only likes other lesbians. Wendy Testaburger doesn’t realise that Ms Ellen is a lesbian and she organises some Iraqi soldiers to send her in a rocket to the centre of the sun.

 

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Fluffy

Fluffy is Eric Cartman’s pot bellied pig, which Cartman loves dearly. Cartman gets upset when his friends take Fluffy and make Kyle’s Elephant have sex with her and she has a baby that looks like Mr. Garrison.

 

Mr Garrison

The South Park school’s teacher. His sexuality is often under debate – especially since he turned up for the school Halloween dressed as Marilyn Monroe. He often talks through his glove puppet Mr. Hat. He is a great source of misinformation and once tried to kill Kathie Lee Gifford when she came to town because of a childhood talent show that he lost. After having extensive plastic surgery on his nose, he ends up looking just like David Hasselhoff and is chased all around the town by its women.

 

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Kathie Lee Gifford

Kathie Lee came to South Park when Eric Cartman cheated on his ‘Save Our Fragile Planet’ essay contest and she had to present his award on TV. She arrived on the back of a truck in a large plastic bubble, which was bullet proof, obviously Mr. Garrison isn’t the only person in the world who has planned on killing her. She upstaged Mr. Garrison when they were children in a talent quest by using two puppets and he has always resented her for that.

 

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Mr Hankey

Mr. Hankey is a singing, dancing piece of Christmas poo who comes out of the toilet at Christmas time and gives presents to all those people who have a good source of fibre in their diet. He is a good friend with Kyle Broslofski, when he first appears in South Park, Kyle tries to prove to everyone that he is real but no one believes him. In the second season, Mr. Hankey comes back up from the sewers when the Sundance Film festival comes to South Park, although, on the surface of South Park, he dries out in the sun, but is revived by one of Chef’s salty chocolate balls.

 

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Mr Hat

Mr. Hat is Mr. Garrison’s helpful teaching aid glove puppet. Mr. Hat is a homicidal, manipulative and cruel homosexual who often likes to pretend he is in a sauna with Brett Far, in a bottle of Thousand-Apple dressing. He runs away from Mr. Garrison in the second series to meet Brett Far in a sauna. He is the meanest puppet since Lamb Chop. Later, Mr. Garrison gets Mr. Twig & then Mr. Hat comes back.

 

Igg

Igg is one of Mayor McDaniels two trusty and loyal assistants, he and his partner, Oook are always having to save the Mayor from one embarrassing mistake or another that she makes.

 

Jesus Christ

Jesus is the saviour. He hosts a useless TV show on South Park public access TV, on which the viewers call in to ask Jesus their problems. He often is cut off when he is actually about to give someone a good, useful piece of advice, but normally ends up giving wastes of time. He was forced into a boxing match against Satan when Satan’s son, Damien came to South Park. No one bet on Jesus, except for Satan, who threw the fight and let Jesus win, therefore he was the only winner in the bet. Jesus sent his manager to hell when she tried to get everyone to lie on his show in order to steal ratings from Jimbo and Ned’s hunting and killing TV show.

 

Jimbo Kerny

Stan Marsh’s redneck uncle and the owner of Jimbo's Gun shop, Jimbo is determined to make a man out of his nephew and see South Park Elementary’s tragic football team win at least one game. He likes to go fishing with hand grenades and betting, he will bet on anything, even against Jesus in his battle against Satan. Jimbo is never seen without his friend Ned and together they host a TV show called huntin’ and killin’. There isn’t much that they have not killed at one time or another and he is often a great source of misinformation as well.

 

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Kitty

Eric Cartman’s pet cat, Kitty is a small grey ball of fluff and is always crying to him for food, but he just yells at her and doesn’t give her any. Kitty was once described by Cartman as a dildo.

 

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Mr Mackay

Mr. Mackay is the dorky and ineffectual school counselor who is always telling the school children that drugs are bad and that alcohol is bad. He often gives terrible advice and spoils everyone’s fun. When he is fired by Principal Victoria for losing a sample of marijuana in the classroom, he is forced to take drugs and alcohol in order to survive on the streets.

 

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Leonard Maltin

Leonard Maltin, a film critic comes to South Park when he finds out that Barbara Streisand has found a magical triangle that will turn her into a gigantic beast. He finds Chef and together they search for her, unfortunately he is too late and Barbara has turned herself into Mecha Streisand. He turns himself into Ultra Maltin and starts to fight her, he starts to lose the battle, when Sydney Poitier and Robert Smith come along and help him kill her.

 

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Big Stan Marsh

Big Stan is the evil genetic clone of Stan Marsh that the Mad Scientist Mephesto created after gaining a small sample of Stan’s blood while Stan and the boys were in his lab. Originally created for Terrance Mephesto so that he would win the science contest at school, Big Stan went wrong and he began to tear up South Park. The real Stan Marsh managed to calm him down and took him home so that he could beat up Shelley, Stan’s sister. Big Stan started ripping up the Marsh’s house before finally being shot, and killed, by the Mad Scientist Mephesto.

 

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Sharon Marsh

Carol (or Sharon) Marsh is Stan and Shelley’s mother. In season one of South Park she was always referred to as Carol Marsh, but in season two of South Park she is always referred to as Sharon Marsh, this is the only character that I am unhappy about, because of this rename. She tries to do what is best for her children, but often has trouble when Sheila Broslofski gets in the way one way or another. She has an idea in season two to give the boys chicken pox so that they don’t get it later on in life when Shelley is told she could have died if she was older when she got it. Her husband is Randy Marsh & her brother is Jimbo Kerny.

 

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Grandpa Marsh

He is the grandpa of Stan and Shelley and the father of Randy Marsh. Grandpa really wishes that he was dead and is always asking Stan for assistance as to getting him into the afterlife, even using the excuse that he killed his grandpa when he was Stan’s age. When he realises that no one will kill him, he decides to move to Africa because nearly 400 people are eaten naturally by lions in Africa every year.

 

Randy Marsh

Randy is the husband of Sharon and the father of Stan and Shelley Marsh. He is the South Park geologist, so he doesn’t actually do much work, except for when Mt. Evenson, the town’s volcano erupts and he has to develop a plan to save South Park. He is really pretty stupid and would probably do anything he is told to do. He doesn’t like Eric Cartman all too much, because he is the fat little kid who always clogs up the toilet.

 

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Shelley Marsh

Shelley is Stan’s older sister. She has to wear braces and a headset, but doesn’t like them and she takes her anger out on her little brother, by beating him to a pulp. Shelley does have a nice side however, when Stan was getting in trouble for ripping up South Park (although it was really his evil genetic clone), Shelley took it upon herself to tell their parents, Sharon and Randy, that Stan was with her the whole time, even though he wasn’t. Of course, when Stan goes to thank her for her kindness, she beats him up with a lawn mower.

 

Stan Marsh

Stan is the shy one in the group but in a way the leader. He is 8 years old and has a girlfriend named Wendy Testaburger, but doesn’t like to admit it. He often throws up when she talks to him because he is so nervous. He is a bit of a romantic, the star quarterback of the South Park Cows and he owns a gay dog named Sparky. His sister Shelley finds it fun to beat him up every once in a while. Once while in Mephesto’s lab, Mephesto made a clone of him, however the clone ended up evil and killed Kenny. Stan’s parents are Randy and Sharon Marsh and he has an uncle Jimbo Kerny.

 

 

Marty

Marty was the assistant to the Mortician in the South Park morgue. While working on the body of Kenny McCormick, Marty left his bottle of Worcestershire sauce on a table and leaves the room. The bottle fell over, spilling into the embalming fluid and turning Kenny into one of the living dead.

 

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Starvin' Marvin

Marvin was sent to South Park by accident when Stan rang Sally Struthers’ Ethiopian sponsorship hoping to get a free Teiko digital sports, but instead Marvin was delivered. He is a skinny little Ethiopian who speaks in a strange language, consisting of clicks and other strange noises. Eric Cartman decides that the boys should ‘share’ him, except for Kenny, because he is so poor. Marvin learns some English and gets Cartman sent to Ethiopia when he is meant to go back. After watching a fight between the residents of South Park and some evil turkeys, Marvin takes the dead turkeys and finally returns home, where he is a hero amongst the Ethiopians for providing so much food for his fellow Ethiopians.

 

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Kenny McCormick

Kenny is the poor South Park kid and he dies in almost every episode. Sometimes it is difficult to hear what he says as his voice is muffled with his parka over his mouth. He is only 8 years old and is a real little pervert and it is often better not knowing what he says. He is a really good hunter and enjoys drinking gasoline. Kenny’s dad is an alcoholic and his mom is a dead beat. Kenny was once turned into a duck billed platypus for being rude to Damien, the son of Satan. He is the most knowledgeable of the boys, when it comes to adult matters, anyway. Kenny has a little brother, Kevin, who is rarely seen in any episodes. Kenny’s parents are Stewart McCormick and I’m not sure of his Mom’s name, but I will try to find out.

 

 

Kevin McCormick

Kevin is Kenny McCormick’s little brother. Not much is known about Kevin, except for the fact that he really likes frozen waffles and likes to cheer for his mom when she beats his dad, Stewart up. Kevin is rarely seen in South Park episodes and when he is, surprisingly, you can understand everything he says, unlike his brother, Kenny.

 

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Mrs McCormick

The mother of Kevin and Kenny and the wife of Stewart McCormick, she is a rough old mole who beats up her husband when he gets drunk, which is most of the time. She is upset with her family’s current financial status and admires Gerald Broslofski for making something of his life and not becoming an alcoholic bum, like her husband Stewart.

 

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Stewart McCormick

Stewart is the father of Kenny and Kevin McCormick. He is an alcoholic and always has a drink in his hand, no matter where he is. He and his wife often have fights about their poor state, blaming each other. He used to work at Pizza Shack with Gerald Broslofski until Gerald was promoted. Stewart now hates Gerald because he got to become a lawyer and Stewart ended up living in the fort that they built when they were kids.

 

Mayor McDaniels

Mayor McDaniels is power hungry, publicity mad and prone to idiotic ideas that put the whole town of South Park in peril. But then again, it can’t be easy being a female mayor in such a rough town like South Park.

 

 

Mad Scientist Kevin

Kevin is the little monkey guy that always follows the Mad Scientist Mephesto around. He is a strange looking fellow and Mephesto is never seen without him tailing behind. For More info, Check out this page.

 

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Mad Scientist Mephesto

This mad scientist is a crazy genetic engineer who likes to splice animal DNA together to form bizarre animal mutations with four arses. He really hates little nosy kids, who spoil his experiments, unless he can sneakily take a sample of their blood to make an evil clone of them. His brother tries to kill him once a month. He has a son named Terrance, who is the South Park elementary school bully.

 

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Terrance Mephesto

Terrance is the son of the Mad Scientist Mephesto and is also the school bully. He decides that if Kyle can splice the genes of a pig and an elephant than he can clone a whole human. With the help of his father, he and his friends clone a human foot, then after his father takes a sample of Stan Marsh’s blood, they make a big evil genetic clone of Stan, which begins to terrorise South Park. Until, of course, Terrance’s father shoots him in the head and kills him.

 

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The Mortician

The Mortician of the Hell’s Pass Hospital morgue, he has the job of pouring embalming fluid into the dead body of Kenny McCormick, unfortunately, his assistant, Marty accidentally spills some Worcestershire sauce into the embalming fluid and turns Kenny into one of the living dead.

 

Ned

Ned is Jimbo Kerny’s hunting pal whose stint in Vietnam left him with an electronic voice box and suicidal tendencies; he also lost his arm when a grenade went off before he could throw it. He likes to drink a lot of beer and to hunt anything that isn’t already dead, he also hates wusses.

 

Oook

Oook is one of Mayor McDaniels two trusty and loyal assistants, he and his partner, Igg are always having to save the Mayor from one embarrassing mistake or another that she makes.

 

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Phillip

Phillip is one of the stars of the hit TV show, Terrance and Phillip. He is always farting on his costar, Terrance. When the two of them discover that Terrance’s daughter, Sally has been kidnapped in Iraq, they must defeat Saddam Hussein, by using fart gas as a sort of chemical warfare, in order to save Canada.

 

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Pip

Pip is the little British kid in Mr. Garrison’s class. It is revealed in season two that both of Pip’s parents are dead. The other boys don’t really care about Pip and tell him that he sucks when they find out about his parents, they don’t even care how they died. They are always teasing him and calling him ‘Frenchie’ as they think he is from France because of his wussy British accent.

 

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Sydney Poitier

Sydney Poitier is an actor who came to South Park to try and stop Mecha Streisand from destroying South Park and the rest of the world. He turns into Mecha Poitier and has a fight with her, but is unable to succeed in beating her, even with the help of Leonard Maltin. Until Robert Smith comes along and kicks her butt.

 

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Bob Saget

Bob is the host of America’s stupidest home videos. He is a really stupid twit who thinks he is funny. When Stan and Kyle made the ‘stupid’ video of Eric Cartman having a tea party with his stuffed animals, they send it in to the show. They get into the finals, but lose to Grandpa Marsh and his videotape of Kenny being killed.

 

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Satan

Also known as Beezlebub, this hellish demon was once summoned to South Park by his son, Damien in order to fight the ultimate apocalyptic battle between good and evil with Jesus. He was the only person to actually bet on Jesus as he knew everyone would bet on him, then he threw the fight so that Jesus would win and then he won all the prize money, to return to hell a much richer Prince of Darkness.

 

 

Scott

Scott is a Canadian that appeared on the Terrance and Phillip telemovie ‘Not without my anus’, he makes a deal with Saddam Hussein in order to have Terrance and Phillip killed after they return from Iraq with Terrance’s daughter, Sally. He is upset when he discovers that farts, the very thing that he has been against since he met Terrance and Phillip, were the very things that saved Canada from Saddam Hussein when he decided to take over Canada.

 

Skuzzlebutt

Skuzzlebutt is the local myth who lives on Mt Evenson, the South Park volcano. He weaves wicker baskets and has TV’s Patrick Duffy for a leg. When the boys and Stan’s Uncle Jimbo were trapped on the mountain because of a giant ditch, Skuzzlebutt wove a basket; large enough for them all to fit in, then he carried it over the ditch. Once on the other side, Skuzzlebutt started to give the Mayor flowers when she thanked him, but Stan Marsh shot him in the head and killed him.

 

Sparky

Sparky is Stan Marsh’s homosexual dog. When it was discovered that Sparky was a gay dog, Sparky ran away to Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Animal sanctuary, because he didn’t get judged against for being gay there. Stan came to take him home and Sparky taught Stan, with the help of Big Gay Al, that it is okay to be gay, by taking him on Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride. Sparky was the first character on South Park to have a guest voice; Sparky’s voice was played by George Clooney from ER.

 

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Robert Smith

Robert Smith, the lead singer from the band, the Cure came to South Park in order to save the world from the evil Mecha Streisand. By turning into Mothra, a giant moth-like bug, he was able to start screeching at the top of his lungs, before proceeding to kick her butt and sending her into space. Robert Smith’s voice was actually played by the real Robert Smith, of the Cure.

 

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Barbara Streisand

The fearsome Barbara Streisand and Mecha Streisand Godzilla mutant enjoyed a reign of terror over South Park, until film critic Leonard Maltin and the Cure lead singer Robert Smith come to South Park to end her evil ways. Barbara owns a million-dollar condominium in the mountains near South Park.

 

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Sally Struthers

Sally Struthers is a very obese woman who used to be on Full House, but now she lives in Ethiopia, where she films TV commercial’s, which appear on TV in South Park, where she explains that you can sponsor a starving Ethiopian kid for five dollars a month. Even though she claims to want to help the Ethiopians, she has a shed in the middle of Ethiopia where she has a huge food supply. This food is all for her and she doesn’t share with Eric Cartman when he discovers it, so he tells all the Ethiopians and they attack her.

 

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Terrance

Terrance is one of the stars of the hit TV show Terrance and Phillip, he and his friend Phillip like to fart on each other all of the time, just to make people laugh. He is from Canada and likes to tease Americans about the shapes of their heads. When his daughter, Sally is kidnapped by Saddam Hussein, he and Phillip go to Iraq to save her. His daughter’s mother is Celine Dion.

 

Wendy Testaburger

Wendy is the main female character of the show. She is 8 years old, quiet, intelligent and sensitive. Wendy is Stan Marsh’s girlfriend until the new substitute teacher, gorgeous Ms Ellen, comes along when Mr. Garrison, the regular teacher goes off to have plastic surgery. She likes Stan a lot, she is capable of and will do nearly anything to keep her man.

 

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Rhinoplasty Tom

Tom is the local plastic surgeon, he performs a nose job on Mr. Garrison when he decides to get one done. He makes a lot of mess with blood and stuff before he finally pulls the towels off Mr. Garrison and his face is revealed, he looks exactly like David Hasselhoff.

 

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Principal Victoria

Principal Victoria is South Park Elementary’s principal. She tries to keep the school under control, but often she finds it difficult, especially when the school counselor, Mr. Mackay brings in a small sample of marijuana and loses it when one of the kids supposedly takes it, even though it was Mr. Garrison. She has to fire Mr. Mackay and feels bad about it. She also gets the shock of her life when she discovers that her school nurse, Nurse Gollum has a dead fetus sticking out of the side of her head.

 

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Visitors

Visitors are the aliens that constantly visit South Park. They abduct some of South Park’s inhabitants and do tests on them, such as Eric Cartman, who they gave an anal probe to and inserted a communications device up his butt that turned into an 80-foot satellite dish. They also abducted Kyle’s little brother Ike, but Kyle, Stan and Wendy eventually managed to get Ike back by using Cartman as a decoy. During many episodes of South Park, Visitors are seen in the background, lurking in the shadows.

 


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