What Kenny Says.
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101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "Its a little
plastic dick that goes in vaginas"
When the boys are discussing how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says
"Maybe you can touch her pussy"
When he is hit by the aliens ray and Stan says, "I think Kennys
okay" Kenny says "No, I, Im alright. Aaaah!"
When he gets up again, Kenny says, "Nope, Im fine, Ah!"
102 - Weight Gain 4000
When Chef is talking about Kathie Lee, Kenny says "Is your penis big?"
When Cartman tells the boys he weighs 94 pounds at the bus stop, Kenny says,
"Look at the size of his boobs!"
When Kenny is shot by Mr. Garrison, he says "Oh my"
- The Volcano Episode
After Stan says in the truck "Maybe your mom can give me a kiss too"
Kenny says "Maybe she can suck my dick!"
After Kyle gets the flashlight, Kenny says "Hey! Whats that?"
When the rocket is launched into the lake and Ned says it smells, Kenny says
"It smells like a vagina"
When Jimbo makes Kenny his honorary nephew, Kenny says "Cool"
When the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, Im okay"
When the lava ball rolls onto Kenny, he says "Ahhh!"
When Kyle says, "Hey look, Kennys okay," Kenny says "Hey
guys, hows it goin?"
When Ned drops his gun and shoots Kenny, he says "Hey"
Episode 104 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boat Ride
When Sparky is screwing Sylvesters butt, Kenny says "Oh my god, I
think theyre screwing"
After Kyle tries to say Sylvesters confused, Kenny says "Your dogs
When Cartman says God hates gay people, Kenny says "Anyway, theyre
always fucking in the arse"
Episode 105 - An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
When discussing elephants and pigs, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to
Garrison and he told me theyre like the same"
When Mephesto steps up to the boys, Kenny pulls his hood closed and says
When the boys are talking about Stan getting beaten up, Kenny says "Or are
you gonna feather your hair"
When Kyle says to use love as a weapon, Kenny says "And I want to take off
When Mephesto explains about Stans clone, Kenny says "A big mutant
When Kenny sees Stans clone, he says "Oh my god, whats he
Episode 106 - Death
When Kenny raises his hand, he says "I have to go fart"
When Mr. Garrison questions Kenny, he says "I did, I gotta go
A while after Kenny comes out, he runs back in yelling "Oh my god!"
A loud fart sound is heard and Kenny says "Ow!"
When Kenny runs into Stans bathroom, he says "Oh my god!"
After Terrance farts, Kenny says "Ow!"
When the boys are talking about what is wrong with their parents, Kenny says
"Well, what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch be under
the parent's control, television suck. Television sucks because parents get offended (I
dont know this bit) a baby sitter for their kids.
Episode 107 - Pink Eye
When Kenny bursts from the grave, he says, "Hey, I'm back, aah!"
When the statue of an angel falls on Kenny, he says "Oh!"
Episode 108 - Damien
When Stan says Damiens mom is a dog, Kenny says "I said she looks
like a fucking bitch"
For the rest of the episode Kenny can only quack, as he is a duck billed
Episode 109 - Starvin Marvin
When they find out about the sports watch, Kenny yells "Woohoo!"
When Stan asks what a vas deferens is, Kenny says "The tube that connects
your nuts to your peepee"
When Stan says the watch will come tomorrow, Kenny says "Cool"
When the turkeys go to attack him, Kenny says "Uh oh"
Episode 110 - Mr. Hankey
When the baby Jesus is delivered, Kenny, as an angel says, "It must be a
When the bird poops in his mouth, Kenny yells "Hey!"
When Cartman says Kyles a disturbed little boy, Kenny says
When Kyle shows the boys the poo, Kenny says "That is the sickest thing I
have ever fucking seen"
When Kenny is asked to get the star from above the shark, he says
When Kenny gets the star, he says "Phew"
At the end when Kenny survives, he yells "Woohoohoo!"
Episode 111 - Toms Rhinoplasty
When the boys first see Ms Ellen, Kenny says, "Yeah, I'd like to get a
piece of her. "
Stan says "You can say that again" and Kenny says "Yeah, I'd like
to get a piece of her"
When Chef says "That's ok, you know what they say about women with one arm
longer than the other" and Kenny says "Yeah, they can always finger their
When the boys are discussing how far Stan got with Ms Ellen, Kenny asks
"And did you stick it in Miss Ellen's loose vagina?"
Episode 112 - Mecha Streisand
When the boys are making the snowman, Kenny says "Yeah, and I have a marble
sack to go with the carrot"
When Kenny is killed, he yells "Oh no! Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Episode 113 - Cartmans Mom Is A Dirty Slut
When the boys comment that Cartman isnt there, Kenny says "Hes
such a fat kid, he cant make it"
When the boys see Cartman having a tea party, Kenny says, "What the fuck is
he doing with the animals and tea?"
When Kenny is dragged by the go-kart, he yells various swear words in pain and
Kenny gets up, waves and says "No, Im okay guys"
Kyle and Stan wave back and Kenny starts to say "What a fucking
but a train hits him
Episode 201 - Not Without My Anus
Kenny doesnt appear in this episode as it is not a regular South Park
episode but a Terrance and Phillip special
Episode 202 - Cartmans Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut
After Mephesto gets shot, Kenny says "Oh my god! They killed
When team B is made, Kenny says "Huh?"
When the doctor talks to Kenny on the radio, Kenny says "This is team
After finding out about the other route, Kenny says, "Are you fucking
kidding me, making me walk through that fucking thing?"
When Kenny sees the shelter, he says "Yep, I see it team A"
When Kenny opens the generator, he says "Team A? this is team B"
After the doctor asks about the copper nodes, Kenny says "Roger"
After the doctor asks about the wire connecting them, Kenny says "Nah
When Kenny goes to connect the wires himself, he says "Ill fucking do
When he connects the wires, Kenny screams "Ahhh!"
Episode 203 - Chicken Lover
When Kenny is looking at the book, he says "Theres a lot of hot
vaginas and penises"
After a scream is heard, Kenny says "Hey, whats that?"
Kenny gets up from hitting the wall and says "Oh"
When Cartman is at the door, Kenny says "Hey Cartman"
When Kenny is cheering for his mom, he says "Come on mom, beat him
When Kenny is shot at, he says "Oh, it didnt even touch me"
Episode 204 - Ikes Wee-Wee
When Chef arrives, the boys all say "Hey Chef"
When the others are guessing the most important part of a man, Kenny says
"Oh, your penis"
When Kenny pulls his hood closed, he says "Oh shit"
When Kenny falls in the grave he says "Oh, Hey you guys, look out"
Episode 205 - Conjoined Foetus Lady
When Kyle is telling the others about the nurse, Kenny says "Eww" a
couple of times
When Sheila Broslofski is showing the boys the freak book, Kenny says
Episode 206 - The Mexican Staring Frog Of
Southern Sri Lanka
At the end of their presentation, Kenny says "The End"
At detention when Mr. Mackay is talking, Kenny says "Cause your uncle sucks
When the boys make fun of Jimbo and Ned, Kenny says, "Yeah, theyre a
couple of bitch arse mother fuckers!"
When Kenny is pulled apart on the set of Jesus and Pals, he cries "No no no
no no no no no!"
Episode 207 - City On The Edge Of Forever
(Originally titled Flashbacks)
When Kenny tells Stan the time, he says "Its 12:07"
When Kenny remembers about Death, he says "Hey guys, do you remember that
time Death was after me?"
He then says "I remember it was a long time ago and Death came on a
tricycle and ran us down"
When Kenny attacks Death, he says, "Take that! And that, and that, that!
After the flashback, Kenny says "Now thats what I call a sticky
When Stan corrects Kenny, he says "Oh yeah"
When the monster takes him, Kenny says "Hey guys, hes
" It fades as he talks
When Fonzie hits Kenny with the bike, he cries, "Holy fucking!" Then
he is killed
Episode 208 - Summer Sucks
When the boys go to buy fireworks, the boys all say "Hey Stu"
When Kenny comes out from behind the snake, he says "Hey guys, I dodged the
thing, and it missed me
Episode 209 - Chefs Salty Chocolate Balls
When Stan says Wendy isnt his girlfriend, Kenny says "Yeah, you
really puke on her like that"
When the boys are discussing Cartmans fat arse, Kenny says
"Cartmans arse is so fucking fat that sometimes it takes up the entire
Episode 210 - Chicken Pox
When Kennys mom calls him out, Kenny says "But mom, Im fucking
When Kenny come into the room, he says "Hey you guys, whats going on?"
When Cartman asks Kenny if they have rats, he says "Uh uh" When Stan says it isnt healthy to sleep with rats, Kenny says "I
dont think we have rats since we put the fucking ceiling in"
Episode 211 - Robert Ebert Should Lay
Off The Fatty Foods
Kenny's Haiku says "When I get blowjobs, then I'll cum
through discharging, that's the way to fuck"
When Kenny talks about the stars he says "Nothing"
When the lasers come on, Kenny says "Whoa dude"
Episode 212 - Clubhouses
When the others say "Fine", Kenny does too
When Cartman's telling Kenny what to do with Endor Clubhouse,
Kenny says "Well why the fuck do I have to do everything when you stand
around..." when he is cut-off by Cartman
When Cartman tells Kenny to get the carpet, Kenny says "You
fuck, You suck dick"
When Cartman tells Kenny he has to wait for the hot tub he says
in a sad voice "Yes sir"
As Kenny and Cartman talk about Endor Clubhouse, Kenny says
After Cartman says that they need chicks, Kenny says
After Cartman demands that Kenny goes and finds chicks, Kenny
says "Why do I have to go find the chicks?"
When Cartman asks Kenny if he found chicks, Kenny says "Mmm
hmm (Meaning Yes)"
Episode 213 - Cow Days
When Kenny pulls out his food stamps he says "What?
When Kyle tells Kenny to give him the food stamps, Kenny says
When Kyle demands the food stamps, Kenny says "Dude, these
are mother fucking food stamps and I don't need to be used right outta these food
When Cartman's lying on the ground, Kenny says "Oh my god!
They killed Cartman!"
After the boys wonder where Cartman is, Kenny says "He ran
Stan tells Kenny to go find Cartman and he says "Okay"
When Kenny returns without Cartman, the boys ask where he is and
Kenny says "I don't know, I can't find him"
They tell Kenny that he's on in a few minutes and he says "I
know, I know!"
When Kenny's about to rescue Cartman, he says "Nah uh, I
ain't going in that ring... Aaaah" And he is gored by a bull
Episode 214 - Chef Aid
When Elton John says he'll help the boys out, Kenny say
Episode 215 - Spookyfish
When Kenny takes more of the blanket from his brother, he says
"Give me this"
When Kenny's Mum smacks him, he says "Hey Mum!"
After Kenny's Dad asks if that was Cartman, Kenny says "Uh
When Kenny shows his pumpkin, he says "It's all I could
Episode 216 - Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
When his dad tells him to put spare food in a bag, he says
When Charlie asks if he wants to go to a more secluded part of
the mall, he says "Okay"
When Charlie says 'Oh, he's... around', Kenny says "Hey
guys, let's go"
Episode 217 - Gnomes
When Cartman says that Kenny is happy living on welfare, he says
While giving the report, he says "To get back to the home
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