Wap's Voting Polls - Who Is Ezza?

The Third Poll So Far, & No Doubt The Most Accessed.

This started with everyone calling each other Ezza, so the poll was created to see who everybody really thought was Ezza.

There were a lot of people on the list who were there more than once, so I've added them together, but if you see any others, send me an email & tell me what their ranks are, and I'll fix 'em up.

Here Are The Results (In Reverse... The Suspense Is Building!):

Rank Number Of Votes Who Is It? Percentage
146 0 Kristofer Ezergailus 0.00%
145 1 The Parra Eels 0.01%
144 1 Will 0.01%
143 1 The Parra Jesus 0.01%
142 1 Bullfrog/Blowfish (From Parra Stadium) 0.01%
141 1 Santa Claus 0.01%
140 1 Rachel Teoh 0.01%
139 1 Kevin Lau 0.01%
138 1 Bron 0.01%
137 1 Mang's Mum 0.01%
136 1 Labib's 3 Year Old Girlfriend 0.01%
135 1 The 14 Chicks Boer Got Onto At Laserzone 0.01%
134 1 Nuto 0.01%
133 1 Michael 'Chuck' Westman 0.01%
132 1 Fatty Vautin 0.01%
131 1 Simon Godfrey 0.01%
130 1 Grandma Chick (The Really Ugly One) 0.01%
129 1 Chris 'Suck On My 3 Inch Penis' Evans 0.01%
128 1 Matt 'Nigel' White 0.01%
127 1 Gutter Girl (The Ugly One) 0.01%
126 1 Susan Gayo 0.01%
125 1 Ko-sun 0.01%
124 1 Crazy Ben Wong 0.01%
123 1 Age Woo 0.01%
122 1 Ron Teh  0.01%
121 1 Cheesy Ho Wong 0.01%
120 1 Wayne Olney 0.01%
119 1 Murat 0.01%
118 1 Lindsay Handmer 0.01%
117 1 Shane Lee 0.01%
116 1 Steve Waugh 0.01%
115 1 Tom Chen 0.01%
114 1 Geffwey Foong 0.01%
113 1 Prameet 0.01%
112 1 Murray Herpes 0.01%
111 1 The Shithead That Invented Magewars 0.01%
110 1 Bobina (The Great Tony's Girl/Boy Friend) 0.01%
109 1 Pat Yep 0.01%
108 1 Pat Jung 0.01%
107 1 Frederick Scruggs (From Onyx) 0.01%
106 1 Janice Ly 0.01%
105 1 Troy 'Toby' Douglas (The Great Tony's Sister) 0.01%
104 1 Yad's Nigger Posse 0.01%
103 1 Kate 0.01%
102 1 'Big' Phil Sung 0.01%
101 1 Ananth 'Nanny' Rajaratnam 0.01%
100 1 Sione 0.01%
99 1 Andrea Tay 0.01%
98 1 Mini J (Pansy's Bro) 0.01%
97 1 Ezza's Bitch 0.01%
96 1 The Hee Suns 0.01%
95 1 Drew 0.01%
94 1 Cliff Yablonski 0.01%
93 1 David Toot 0.01%
92 1 Baz 'The Goat' Ma 0.01%
91 1 Venus Williams 0.01%
90 1 Braith Anasta 0.01%
89 1 Frank 0.01%
88 1 Baaaaber 'Babar' Khan 0.01%
87 1 Alex 'Well Obviously' Ho 0.01%
86 1 Sticky Fingaz 0.01%
85 1 Lachlan 'Uder' Blackall 0.01%
84 1 Marge 'The Rock' 0.01%
83 1 Joe 'Sux' Hyunn 0.01%
82 1 Lleyton Hewitt 0.01%
81 1 Karen (Old Manager At Red Rooster) 0.01%
80 1 Some Old Guy That Jeff Arse-Planted At Avoca 0.01%
79 2 The Elmonator 0.01%
78 2 Shaun 'Lin' Yow 0.01%
77 2 Jaemus 'Planetarion' Hayhow 0.01%
76 2 Kimmy 0.01%
75 2 Magloff 0.01%
74 2 Hendo Henderson 0.01%
73 2 Stu Turner 0.01%
72 2 The Ultimate Team 0.01%
71 2 Dave Kasuma 0.01%
70 2 Monique 0.01%
69 2 Gutter Girl (The Fat One) 0.01%
68 2 Basil 0.01%
67 2 Jeremy 'I Can Move Coins With My Brain' Siow 0.01%
66 2 Hazem El Mazeri 0.01%
65 2 Fat Monique 0.01%
64 5 Porx 'I Do Burnouts When My Mums Asleep' Park 0.03%
63 10 Kris Ezza's Little Brother 0.05%
62 11 Boer 0.06%
61 11 Chris Lew 0.06%
60 11 Ivan Meys 0.06%
59 11 Johnny's Mum 0.06%
58 11 Ritz 0.06%
57 11 'Ben' The New Kid 0.06%
56 11 'Dancing' Liam 'Nerdgame' Bramwell 0.06%
55 11 Jeffrey Luke Idiot Luland 0.06%
54 12 Johnny Yap 0.07%
53 12 Pansy Keeper 0.07%
52 12 Nicholas John Pilley 0.07%
51 12 Matt Moleman 0.07%
50 12 Mangs Sister 0.07%
49 12 Pilley's Mum 0.07%
48 13 Mandy, Yad's Sex God 0.07%
47 13 Eric 'The Champ' Tang 0.07%
46 13 Carey's Other Sister 0.07%
45 14 Megan 0.08%
44 15 Mr Big Dick 0.08%
43 16 Timothy Dhanu 0.09%
42 16 Payam Poursoltan 0.09%
41 18 Steven 'Beanie' Lambrinos 0.10%
40 18 Simon Tang 0.10%
39 19 Lizzy 0.10%
38 19 Skinhead From Year 8 0.10%
37 22 Potty 0.12%
36 22 Jonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathon 'Jeffrey' Choo 0.12%
35 22 Deborah 'Captain Goodhands' Dalgleish 0.12%
34 28 Kris Ezza's Mum 0.15%
33 29 NoodsIsNoods 0.16%
32 33 Fast Peat Holland 0.18%
31 34 Amit 0.18%
30 36 Trav 'Is' Brown 0.20%
29 36 James 'Jared' Milosevic 0.20%
28 40 Sahand Dastyari 0.22%
27 45 Varsehole Eugene Osmakov 0.24%
26 46 Cuevas 0.25%
25 71 Cho 0.39%
24 82 Leah 0.44%
23 88 James 'Ezza' Hopcraft 0.48%
22 118 The Chick That Looks Like Ezza 0.64%
21 124 Tim 'Wayne' Carlson 0.67%
20 129 Bunsen Berner 0.70%
19 146 Marc Labib 0.79%
18 148 Emma 0.80%
17 170 Liam Donerhy 0.92%
16 200 Stuart '100Kg' Gollan 1.09%
15 241 Carey's Sister 1.31%
14 254 Sara 1.38%
13 649 Mang 3.52%
12 743 Warren Sergent 4.03%
11 872 Eric Dalgleish 4.73%
10 1012 GUMBY Shitarms 5.49%
9 1018 Matthew 'Ray Woren' Hunter 5.52%
8 1029 Yadav 'Bedev' Ayyar 5.58%
7 1033 Michael 'Tony Hawk' Douglas 5.60%
6 1036 Luke 'I'm Cool' Taylor 5.62%
5 1067 The Whole FFF Group 5.79%
4 1103 BackPack (Handbag's New Name) 5.98%
3 1298 Scat Lizard (From Parra Stadium) 7.04%
2 1438 Jared Hale 7.80%
1 3524 Sean Carey 19.12%
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Total: 18431 CAREY IS EZZA!!! 100.00%


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